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Resume
Your bullet points have been dodging bullets.
Turn “results-driven” into an actual result.
Roast my resumeIt's just a roast, not your life
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Brutal Lens / Demo01:37
Roast received
Your resume is giving ‘open to work’ but not open to specifics.
“Led cross-functional initiatives” is not a personality. Name the launch. Name the number. Name the win.
Actual advice
Add one concrete result under every role.
Roast level
Crisp, not cruel
Preview card — your roast can be screenshot-ready.
The social loop
One roast. Five bad decisions.
The useful feedback is real. The urge to show your friends is entirely your problem.
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Upload it
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Get roasted
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Screenshot it
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Send the group chat
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They roast theirs
Pick your victim
Whatever you're brave enough to upload.
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Outfit
The fit says ‘I own a mirror.’ The mirror disagrees.
Get the style read before the photo dump does.
Roast my outfit03
Room
Your room looks like a start-up lost funding.
Let us locate the main-character energy.
Roast my room04
Dating Profile
Your bio has more red flags than a parade.
Find the line that is scaring off the good ones.
Roast my dating profileDemo receipts
Things people dared us to judge.
Examples, not a live feed. Your roast will have its own very specific problems.
Resume
The ‘experienced professional’ who forgot to show experience
Less corporate fog. More proof you did the thing.
Outfit
Business casual met a laundry chair
The shoes are negotiating for a different outfit.
Dating profile
A bio that says ‘ask me anything’ then gives us nothing
Add one specific thing worth asking about.
Choose your damage
Brutal when you need the truth.
Nice when you need the same clarity without feeling personally attacked by a laptop.
Brutal Mode
“That bio has the energy of a loading screen.”
For when you want the funny version of the honest answer.
Nice Mode / Pro
“Add a detail that makes starting a conversation easier.”
Same clear-eyed feedback. A softer landing, included with Pro.
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